Thursday, 19 January 2017

"Reasons you didn't get that Second Date"

The date lasted too long
It was too much like an interview
You were too clingy
You gave away that you are a bit of a stalker
You're disgusting
You were to cliché
Too young
Bad manners
Paid more attention to your phone
You didn't pay the bill
Ordered too much food
There was no chemistry
You were late
You weren't there
You escaped out the bathroom window
You were Vegan
You're a little to cheap
Clowned around
You never actually had a first date to begin with.


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